0409-24 NY Times Crossword 9 Apr 24, Tuesday

Constructed by: Caroline Sommers & Freddie Cheng
Edited by: Joel Fagliano

Today’s Theme (according to Bill): Just Do It!

Themed answers sound like the names of famous people referenced in the corresponding clues, but are all statements ending in …IT!

  • 20A “Hey, Mr. Gazillionaire from Omaha – go shine the car!” : WARREN, BUFF IT! (sounds like “Warren Buffet”)
  • 34A “Hey, Julia Roberts’s ex – you’re doing great!” : LYLE, LOVE IT! (sounds like “Lyle Lovett”)
  • 42A “Hey, patriarch of 1960s television – shut up!” : JED, CLAMP IT! (sounds like “Jed Clampett”)
  • 56A “Hey, acclaimed Australian actress – prepare the broccoli!” : CATE, BLANCH IT! (sounds like Cate Blanchett)

Bill’s time: 6m 31s

Bill’s errors: 0

Today’s Wiki-est Amazonian Googlies

Across

5 Vehicles with credit card readers : CABS

A hansom cab is a very specific design of horse and buggy that was patented by Joseph Hansom in 1834 in England. The “cab” in the name is short for “cabriolet”, an earlier design of carriage on which the hansom was based. It’s from “hansom cab” that we get our modern term “cab”.

14 It runs hot : LAVA

Lava is a phenomenon that results from the eruption of magma from a volcano. Depending on the type of lava and the volcano it comes from, lava can reach temperatures of up to 2,200 degrees Fahrenheit (1,200 degrees Celsius). That’s hot enough to melt steel …

18 Bit of Indian music : RAGA

Raga isn’t really a genre of music, but has been described as the “tonal framework” in which Indian classical music is composed. Ravi Shankar was perhaps the most famous raga virtuoso (to us Westerners). Western rock music with a heavy Indian influence might be called raga rock.

20 “Hey, Mr. Gazillionaire from Omaha – go shine the car!” : WARREN, BUFF IT! (sounds like “Warren Buffet”)

Warren Buffett is often referred to with the nicknames “Wizard of Omaha” and “Oracle of Omaha”. Despite being one of the wealthiest men in the world, Buffet lives a relatively frugal and modest life. Buffett also has a very Jeffersonian attitude towards the role his wealth plays within his family. He has set up his estate so that his children will inherit enough money to be independent, but the vast majority of his assets are going to charity, both before and after he dies. My hero …

28 Nickname shared by two Spice Girls : MEL

“Mel B” is the stage name of Melanie Brown, who came to fame as a member of the Spice Girls musical group. She took the name Mel B to distinguish herself from fellow band member Melanie Chisholm (Melanie C). Mel B was also known as “Scary Spice”, a nickname given to her by the media. American viewers saw Mel B on the TV show “America’s Got Talent” from 2013 through 2019, on which show she served as a judge.

Melanie C is a member of the English girl band the Spice Girls, with whom she has the nickname “Sporty Spice”. “Mel C” got the gig with the Spice Girls by replying to an ad in “The Stage” magazine, and auditioning alongside about 40 women who responded to the same ad. Sporty Spice really is quite sporty, and has completed the London Triathlon … twice.

31 Noted Spanish muralist : GOYA

Francisco Goya was a Spanish painter who was often called the last of the Old Masters and the first of the moderns. Two of Goya’s most famous works are “The Nude Maja” and “The Clothed Maja”.

34 “Hey, Julia Roberts’s ex – you’re doing great!” : LYLE, LOVE IT! (sounds like “Lyle Lovett”)

As well as being famous in his own right, country singer Lyle Lovett is known for his 1993 marriage to actress Julia Roberts. The pair had a whirlwind romance lasting just three weeks before they eloped and were wed. The marriage itself was also relatively whirlwind, lasting less than two years.

38 First name of Donald Trump’s first wife : IVANA

Ivana Zelníčková was born in Czechoslovakia. She married an Austrian named Alfred Winklmayr, in an arrangement that allowed her to leave Communist Czechoslovakia. The marriage was dissolved within two years, and Zelníčková settled in Canada. She was an excellent skier, and was named as an alternate for the 1982 Czech Olympic Team. She was promoting the Montreal Olympics in New York in 1976 when she met Donald Trump. Ivana and Donald’s marriage was very public and well-covered by the media, but not nearly as well-covered as their very litigious divorce in the early nineties.

42 “Hey, patriarch of 1960s television – shut up!” : JED, CLAMP IT! (sounds like “Jed Clampett”)

Actor Buddy Ebsen was best known for playing Jed Clampett in television’s “The Beverly Hillbillies”. Ebsen had been cast in the role of the Tin Man in the 1939 movie “The Wizard of Oz”, but he developed an allergy to the aluminum dust that was used in the makeup. He ended up in hospital and had to walk away from the part. Ebsen blamed “The Wizard of Oz” on persistent problems that he had with his lungs in subsequent years. But Ebsen lived 16 years longer than any of the other major cast members of the film, so maybe he got the last laugh!

53 Civil rights org. founded in 1909 : NAACP

The full name of the NAACP, the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People, is remarkable in that it still uses the offensive term “colored people”. The NAACP was founded in 1909, by a group that included suffragette and journalist Mary White Ovington, wealthy socialist William English Walling, and civil rights activist Henry Moskowitz. Another member of the founding group was W. E. B. Du Bois, the first African-American to earn a doctorate at Harvard University. The date chosen for the founding of the NAACP was February 12th, 1909, the 100th anniversary of the birth of President Abraham Lincoln, the man most visibly associated with the emancipation of African-American slaves.

56 “Hey, acclaimed Australian actress – prepare the broccoli!” : CATE, BLANCH IT! (sounds like Cate Blanchett)

Cate Blanchett is a great actress from Australia, and a winner of an Academy Award for playing Katharine Hepburn in “The Aviator”. Winning for that role made Blanchett the first person to win an Academy Award for playing an actor (Hepburn) who had also won an Oscar. Now that is trivial information …

59 Occam’s ___ : RAZOR

Ockham’s (also “Occam’s”) razor is a principle in philosophy and science that basically states that the simplest explanation is usually the correct one. This explanation is a corollary to the more exact statement of the principle, that one shouldn’t needlessly use assumptions in explaining something. The principle is referred to as “lex parsimoniae” in Latin, or “the law of parsimony”. Parsimony is being thrifty with money or resources. The principle was developed by 14th-century logician and Franciscan Friar William of Ockham (or “Occam” in Latin). The principle is dubbed a “razor” as it is used as a philosophical tool used to cut out absurd and spurious reasoning in an argument.

63 European heavy weight? : KILO

Today, the gram is defined as one thousandth of a kilogram, with the kilogram being equal to the mass of a physical sample preserved by the International Bureau of Weights and Measures (well, up until 2019, when it became more hi-tech than I can explain!). Prior to 1960, the gram was defined as the weight of a cubic centimeter of pure water (at the temperature of melting ice).

68 Highfalutin : ARTY

The term “highfalutin” dates back to the mid-1800s. Some suggest that it may be a mutation from “high flying”, as “highfalutin” means “haughty” or “pretentious”.

Down

4 Lady Gaga hit included on Rolling Stone’s “500 Greatest Songs of All Time” list : BAD ROMANCE

The music video released with Lady Gaga’s 2009 hit “Bad Romance” involves drugs, supermodels, the Russian Mafia and sexual slavery. All a little out of my league …

5 Ivy in upstate New York : CORNELL

Ezra Cornell was an associate of Samuel Morse and made his money in the telegraph business. After he retired he co-founded Cornell University in Ithaca, New York. He provided a generous endowment and donated his farm as a site for the school, and was then rewarded by having the institute named after him.

6 Melville captain : AHAB

Captain Ahab is the obsessed and far from friendly captain of the Pequod in Herman Melville’s “Moby-Dick”. The role of Captain Ahab was played by Gregory Peck in the 1956 John Huston film adaptation. Patrick Stewart played Ahab in a 1998 miniseries in which Peck made another appearance, as Father Mapple.

7 Full of baloney : BOGUS

“Baloney” is an American English variant of “Bologna” as in the sausage. The term came to be used to mean “nonsense” in the 1920s. “Baloney” was popularized in the 1930s by New York Governor Alfred E. Smith as he used the term quite often.

9 Spot to sip a mai tai : TIKI ROOM

The world’s first tiki bar was called “Don the Beachcomber”, and was opened in L.A. in 1933 by Ernest Gantt (also known as “Donn Beach”). The bar became famous for its exotic rum cocktails. Gantt was called to serve in WWII, and the business expanded dramatically under his ex-wife’s management so that there was a 160-restaurant chain waiting for Gantt when he returned stateside.

11 Bon ___ (witticism) : MOT

“Bon mot” translates from French as “good word”. We use “bon mot” (and sometimes just “mot”) to mean “quip, witticism”.

27 Some Art Deco works : ERTES

“Erté” was the pseudonym of French (Russian-born) artist and designer Romain de Tirtoff. “Erté” is the French pronunciation of his initials “R.T.” Erté’s diverse portfolio of work included costumes and sets for the “Ziegfeld Follies” of 1923, productions of the Parisian cabaret show “Folies Bergère”, as well as the 1925 epic movie “Ben-Hur”. Erté’s most famous work by far is an image titled “Symphony in Black”. It depicts a tall and slender woman dressed in black, holding a black dog on a leash.

31 First doll to be marketed as an “action figure” : GI JOE

G.I. Joe was the original “action figure”, the first toy to carry that description. G.I. Joe first hit the shelves in 1964. There have been a few movies based on the G.I. Joe figure, but, more famous than all of them I would say is the 1997 movie “G.I. Jane” starring Demi Moore in the title role. I thought that “G.I. Jane” had some potential, to be honest, but it really did not deliver in the end.

37 Whitney who invented the cotton gin : ELI

Inventor Eli Whitney is best known for inventing the cotton gin. Whitney also came up with the important concept of “interchangeable parts”. Parts that are interchangeable can be swapped out of equipment or perhaps used in related designs.

The term “cotton gin” is a contraction of “cotton eng-ine”. The gin is a machine that mechanically separates cotton fibers from the cotton seed. The modern version of the cotton gin was invented by Eli Whitney in 1793.

39 Alternative to prix fixe : A LA CARTE

On a restaurant menu, items that are “à la carte” are priced and ordered separately. A menu marked “table d’hôte” (also called “prix fixe”) is a fixed-price menu with limited choice. “Table d’hôte” translates from French as “table of the host”.

44 “S.N.L.” alumna who wrote “Bossypants” : TINA FEY

Tina Fey’s 2011 humorous autobiography “Bossypants” topped the New York Times Best Seller list for five weeks.

51 Holy city in Islam : MECCA

Mecca is in the Makkah province of Saudi Arabia. It was the birthplace of Muhammad and is the holiest city in Islam. Every year, several million Muslims perform the Hajj, a holy pilgrimage to Mecca.

57 Observance that might include Fish Fridays : LENT

In Latin, the Christian season that is now called “Lent” was termed “quadragesima” (meaning “fortieth”), a reference to the forty days that Jesus spent in the desert before beginning his public ministry. When the church began its move in the Middle Ages towards using the vernacular, the term “Lent” was introduced. “Lent” comes from “lenz”, the German word for “spring”.

61 Chill, so to speak : ZEN

Zen is a Buddhist school that developed its own tradition in China back in the 7th century AD. “Zen” is a Japanese spelling of the Chinese word “chan”, which in turn derives from the Sanskrit word “dhyana” meaning “meditation”.

Complete List of Clues/Answers

Across

1 Wild guess : STAB
5 Vehicles with credit card readers : CABS
9 Office subs : TEMPS
14 It runs hot : LAVA
15 “Call on me! Call on me!” : OH! OH!
16 “See you all later” : I’M OUT
17 Imitated : APED
18 Bit of Indian music : RAGA
19 Cat, cutesily : KITTY
20 “Hey, Mr. Gazillionaire from Omaha – go shine the car!” : WARREN, BUFF IT! (sounds like “Warren Buffet”)
23 Add fuel to : STOKE
24 A-lister : STAR
25 Have trouble with one’s balance? : OWE
28 Nickname shared by two Spice Girls : MEL
29 Fly ball just beyond the infield : LOOPER
31 Noted Spanish muralist : GOYA
34 “Hey, Julia Roberts’s ex – you’re doing great!” : LYLE, LOVE IT! (sounds like “Lyle Lovett”)
38 First name of Donald Trump’s first wife : IVANA
40 Afflict : AIL
41 Come together : MERGE
42 “Hey, patriarch of 1960s television – shut up!” : JED, CLAMP IT! (sounds like “Jed Clampett”)
45 Pep rally cheers : RAHS
46 Difficult experience : ORDEAL
47 Little devil : IMP
49 When one might show up, for short : ETA
50 Food ___ (post-meal state) : COMA
53 Civil rights org. founded in 1909 : NAACP
56 “Hey, acclaimed Australian actress – prepare the broccoli!” : CATE, BLANCH IT! (sounds like Cate Blanchett)
59 Occam’s ___ : RAZOR
62 Menu maker : CHEF
63 European heavy weight? : KILO
64 Use, as energy : EXERT
65 Driving test obstacle : CONE
66 Vogue competitor : ELLE
67 Tubular pasta : PENNE
68 Highfalutin : ARTY
69 Insult, informally : DISS

Down

1 Shredded side dish : SLAW
2 Kind of dining style with small plates : TAPAS
3 Stave off : AVERT
4 Lady Gaga hit included on Rolling Stone’s “500 Greatest Songs of All Time” list : BAD ROMANCE
5 Ivy in upstate New York : CORNELL
6 Melville captain : AHAB
7 Full of baloney : BOGUS
8 Elevator passageway : SHAFT
9 Spot to sip a mai tai : TIKI ROOM
10 Send forth : EMIT
11 Bon ___ (witticism) : MOT
12 Place : PUT
13 Hog haven : STY
21 Barely manage, with “out” : EKE
22 Take a tumble : FALL
25 Field for a voice major, perhaps : OPERA
26 Consider, as pros and cons : WEIGH
27 Some Art Deco works : ERTES
30 Brought nine possible outfits for a one-night stay, e.g. : OVERPACKED
31 First doll to be marketed as an “action figure” : GI JOE
32 Obvious : OVERT
33 When said three times, “You get the idea” : YADDA
35 Source of Thanksgiving carbs : YAM
36 Sass : LIP
37 Whitney who invented the cotton gin : ELI
39 Alternative to prix fixe : A LA CARTE
43 Oodles : A LOT
44 “S.N.L.” alumna who wrote “Bossypants” : TINA FEY
48 Fellow : MAN
51 Holy city in Islam : MECCA
52 Despise : ABHOR
54 Bowlful at a Super Bowl watch party : CHILI
55 Medicine tablets : PILLS
56 Tortilla option : CORN
57 Observance that might include Fish Fridays : LENT
58 “Piggies” : TOES
59 Congressional title: Abbr. : REP
60 Horror film prop : AXE
61 Chill, so to speak : ZEN