0913-23 NY Times Crossword 13 Sep 23, Wednesday

Constructed by: Guilherme Gilioli
Edited by: Will Shortz

Today’s Theme (according to Bill): Paradoxical Answers

Themed answers are all paradoxical non-answers, paradoxical in that the first word actually is the answer required. Clever …

  • 19A Paradoxical answer to “What is ‘Golf’ in the NATO alphabet?” : GEE, I DON’T KNOW
  • 27A Paradoxical answer to “Can you say what ‘nyet’ is Russian for?” : NO, LET ME THINK
  • 42A Paradoxical answer to “Where does oil come from?” : WELL, YOU GOT ME
  • 50A Paradoxical answer to “What isle is located between Ireland and Great Britain?” : MAN, THAT’S HARD

Bill’s time: 9m 23s

Bill’s errors: 0

Today’s Wiki-est Amazonian Googlies

Across

1 Stuff in a party bag : SWAG

Swag is loot, stolen property, and a term that started out as criminal slang in England in the 1830s. “Swag” is also the name given to the promotional freebies available at some events. That said, there’s an urban myth that the promotional version of “swag” is an acronym standing for “stuff we all get”.

5 Shade of black : JET

The color jet black takes its name from the minor gemstone jet. The gemstone and the material it is made of takes its English name from the French name “jaiet”.

19 Paradoxical answer to “What is ‘Golf’ in the NATO alphabet?” : GEE, I DON’T KNOW

The NATO phonetic alphabet is also called the International Civil Aviation Organization (ICAO) phonetic alphabet. Alfa, Bravo, Charlie … X-ray, Yankee, Zulu.

23 Emcees’ deliveries : INTROS

The term “emcee” comes from “MC”, an initialism used for a Master or Mistress of Ceremonies.

27 Paradoxical answer to “Can you say what ‘nyet’ is Russian for?” : NO, LET ME THINK

“Nyet” is Russian for “no”, and “da” is Russian for “yes”.

33 Overhead light? : HALO

The Greek word “halos” is the name given to the ring of light around the sun or moon, which gives us our word “halo” that is used for a radiant light depicted above the head of a saintly person.

34 Architect who lived to be 102 : PEI

Chinese-American architect I. M. Pei was raised in Shanghai. He moved to the US to study architecture at the University of Pennsylvania. Although he transferred soon after to MIT. The list of his designs includes the John F. Kennedy Library in Massachusetts, the Bank of China Tower in Hong Kong, and the celebrated glass-and-steel pyramid in the Louvre Museum in Paris.

40 Suffix with cyclo- : -TRON

A cyclotron accelerates charged particles (ions) using a magnetic field, usually directing the particles round and round a huge underground circular structure.

46 Comedian Aziz : ANSARI

Aziz Ansari is an actor and comedian from Columbia, South Carolina who is best known for playing Tom Haverford on the sitcom “Parks and Recreation”. He also stars in the Netflix comedy-drama series “Master of None”.

50 Paradoxical answer to “What isle is located between Ireland and Great Britain?” : MAN, THAT’S HARD

The Isle of Man is a large island located in the middle of the Irish Sea between Great Britain and Ireland. I used to spend a lot of time there in my youth, and find it a very interesting place indeed. The Isle of Man is classed as a British Crown Dependency and isn’t part of the United Kingdom at all. It is self-governing and has its own parliament called the Tynwald. The Tynwald was created in AD 979 and is arguably the oldest continuously-running parliament in the world. The inhabitants of the island speak English, although they do have their own language called Manx, which is very similar to Irish Gaeilge and Scottish Gaelic. And then there are those Manx cats, the ones without any tails. I’ve seen lots of them, and can attest that they are indeed found all over the island.

54 View from a periscope : OCEAN

The prefix “peri-” is Greek in origin and means “around”. An example of its use is “periscope”, a device on a submarine for looking “around”.

59 La Campanella composer : LISZT

Franz Liszt was a Hungarian composer and a fabulous pianist. Particularly towards the end of his life, Liszt gained a tremendous reputation as a teacher. While he was in his sixties, his teaching profession demanded that he commute regularly between the cities of Rome, Weimar and Budapest. It is quite remarkable that a man of such an advanced age, and in the 1870s, could do so much annual travel. It is estimated that Liszt journeyed at least 4,000 miles every year!

61 London transport, with “the” : … TUBE

The official name of the London “Underground” rail network is a little deceptive, as over half of the track system-wide is actually “over ground”, with the underground sections reserved for the central areas. It is the oldest subway system in the world, having opened in 1863. It was also the first system to use electric rolling stock, in 1890. “The Tube”, as it is known by Londoners, isn’t the longest subway system in the world though. That honor belongs to the Shanghai Metro. My personal favorite part of the Tube is the Tube map! It is a marvel of design …

Down

5 Woman in a Lady Gaga song and album title (2016) : JOANNE

Fans of Lady Gaga often refer to the singer as Mother Monster. In turn, Gaga refers to her fans as Little Monsters, and has a “LIttle Monsters” tattoo in their honor.

7 Scuba need : TANK

The self-contained underwater breathing apparatus (SCUBA) was co-invented by celebrated French marine explorer Jacques Cousteau.

12 Homer calls him “stupid Flanders” : NED

Ned Flanders lives next door to Homer Simpson on TV’s “The Simpsons”. Ned was married to Maude, with whom he had two children Rod and Todd. Maude died in an accident involving a T-shirt cannon. Ned is voiced by actor Harry Shearer, and has been around since the very first episode aired in 1989.

14 Part of a tape cassette : SPOOL

The French for “box” is “casse”. So, a “cassette” is a “little box”.

20 Singer known as the “Queen of Power Ballads” : DION

French-Canadian singer Céline Dion first came to international attention when she won the 1988 Eurovision Song Contest, in which she represented Switzerland in the competition that was hosted in Dublin, Ireland. She is now the best-selling Canadian artist of all time.

21 Physics Nobelist Bohr : NIELS

Niels Bohr was a Danish physicist who won his 1922 Nobel Prize for his work on quantum mechanics and atomic structure. Later in his life, Bohr was part of the team working on the Manhattan Project that developed the first atomic bomb. Niels Bohr and Albert Einstein had a series of public debates and disputes in the twenties and thirties. Although the two respected each other very highly, they held very different views on quantum theory, different views on the laws of physics at the atomic level. The passage of time has shown that Bohr won out in those debates.

26 S.N.L. routines : SKITS

NBC first aired a form of “Saturday Night Live” (SNL) in 1975 under the title “NBC’s Saturday Night”. The show was actually created to give Johnny Carson some time off from “The Tonight Show”. Back then “The Tonight Show” had a weekend episode, and Carson convinced NBC to pull the Saturday or Sunday recordings off the air and hold them for subsequent weeknights in which Carson needed a break. NBC turned to Lorne Michaels and asked him to put together a variety show to fill the vacant slot, and he came up with what we now call “Saturday Night Live”.

28 Bikini style : THONG

The origin of the word “bikini”, describing a type of bathing suit, seems very uncertain. One story is that it is named after the Bikini Atoll, site of American A-bomb tests in the forties and fifties. The name “bikini” was chosen for the swim-wear because of the “explosive” effect it had on men who saw a woman wearing the garment …

30 Start or end for Alexa? : SCHWA

A schwa is an unstressed and toneless vowel found in a number of languages including English. Examples from our language are the “a” in “about”, the “e” in “taken” and the “i” in pencil.

37 Baseball’s Gehrig : LOU

Baseball legend Lou Gehrig was known as a powerhouse. He was a big hitter and just kept on playing. Gehrig broke the record for the most consecutive number of games played, and he still holds the record for the most career grand slams. His durability earned him the nickname “The Iron Horse”. Sadly, he died in 1941 at 37-years-old suffering from amyotrophic lateral sclerosis (ALS), an illness we now call “Lou Gehrig’s Disease”. The New York Yankees retired the number four on 4th of July 1939 in his honor, making Lou Gehrig the first baseball player to have his number retired.

41 Modern warfare concern, in brief : WMDS

The first recorded use of the term “Weapon of Mass Destruction” (WMD) was in 1937. The words were used by Cosmo Gordon Lang, the Archbishop of Canterbury at the time, in reference to the bombardment of Guernica in Spain during the Spanish Civil War by the German Luftwaffe. He said, “Who can think without horror of what another widespread war would mean, waged as it would be with all the new weapons of mass destruction?”

43 Delivery class? : LAMAZE

The Lamaze technique for childbirth was developed by a French obstetrician called Fernand Lamaze. He introduced the technique in the west after observing similar practices in the Soviet Union during a visit there in 1951.

44 Malia and Michelle, for two : OBAMAS

Malia Obama is the eldest of Barack and Michelle Obama’s two daughters. She graduated from the private Sidwell Friends School in Washington, D.C., the same school that Chelsea Clinton attended. Malia took a gap year after leaving high school, and spent the 2016 summer as an intern in the US Embassy in Madrid, before heading off to Harvard in 2017.

Michelle Obama née Robinson grew up on the South Side of Chicago. Her brother is Craig Robinson, former coach of men’s basketball at Oregon State University. After graduating from Harvard Law School, Michelle Robinson worked as an associate at the Chicago office of the Sidley Austin law firm. Barack Obama joined the firm as a summer associate and Michelle Robinson was assigned to mentor him, and as they say, one thing led to another …

53 Contacted privately on social media, informally : DM’ED

Direct message (DM)

55 The World Factbook org. : CIA

“The World Factbook” is a publication produced by the CIA. It is intended primarily for use by government employees but, as it is in the public domain, it is now used by just about anyone. The first edition of “Factbook” came out in 1962 and, as it was classified, it had limited distribution. It was decided to make “Factbook” public in 1975, and it has been freely available on the World Wide Web since 1994.

56 Is, to Ovid : EST

The Roman poet Publius Ovidius Naso is known today simply as Ovid. Ovid is usually listed alongside the two other great Roman poets: Horace and Virgil. Although he was immensely popular during his own lifetime, Ovid spent the last ten years of his life in exile. He fell foul of Emperor Augustus and so was banished to Tomis, an island in the Black Sea. What led to this disfavor seems to have been lost in the mists of time.

Complete List of Clues/Answers

Across

1 Stuff in a party bag : SWAG
5 Shade of black : JET
8 More than once : AGAIN
13 Use a cleaning cloth on : WIPE
14 Common mixer : SODA
15 Sense of purpose : DRIVE
16 Fails to be : ISN’T
17 Nuisance : PAIN
18 Gave (out) : DOLED
19 Paradoxical answer to “What is ‘Golf’ in the NATO alphabet?” : GEE, I DON’T KNOW
22 Give (out) : RATION
23 Emcees’ deliveries : INTROS
27 Paradoxical answer to “Can you say what ‘nyet’ is Russian for?” : NO, LET ME THINK
30 Shadow, e.g. : SPY ON
33 Overhead light? : HALO
34 Architect who lived to be 102 : PEI
35 Boast : CROW
36 Seems lit from within : GLOWS
38 Flexed : BENT
39 Fell : HEW
40 Suffix with cyclo- : -TRON
41 Meanders : WENDS
42 Paradoxical answer to “Where does oil come from?” : WELL, YOU GOT ME
46 Comedian Aziz : ANSARI
47 What cheating might get you, informally : BAD REP
50 Paradoxical answer to “What isle is located between Ireland and Great Britain?” : MAN, THAT’S HARD
54 View from a periscope : OCEAN
57 Word before run and stretch : HOME …
58 Little wonder? : ATOM
59 La Campanella composer : LISZT
60 Surf sound : ROAR
61 London transport, with “the” : … TUBE
62 Some plus-ones : DATES
63 Boom times : UPS
64 Hurried : SPED

Down

1 Big drink : SWIG
2 None the ___ : WISER
3 Breath control practice in competitive freediving : APNEA
4 See? : GET IT NOW?
5 Woman in a Lady Gaga song and album title (2016) : JOANNE
6 Change the narrative? : EDIT
7 Scuba need : TANK
8 Supplement : ADD ONTO
9 Business executive’s hope : GROWTH
10 Feel under the weather : AIL
11 ___ gotta run : I’VE
12 Homer calls him “stupid Flanders” : NED
14 Part of a tape cassette : SPOOL
20 Singer known as the “Queen of Power Ballads” : DION
21 Physics Nobelist Bohr : NIELS
24 Change from green to red, maybe : RIPEN
25 Continually : ON END
26 S.N.L. routines : SKITS
28 Bikini style : THONG
29 Gaping mouth : MAW
30 Start or end for Alexa? : SCHWA
31 Clean one’s feathers : PREEN
32 Distress calls? : YOWLS
36 Where two barrel vaults intersect, in architecture : GROIN
37 Baseball’s Gehrig : LOU
38 Wearable party gear with built-in straws : BEER HATS
40 Oppressors : TYRANTS
41 Modern warfare concern, in brief : WMDS
43 Delivery class? : LAMAZE
44 Malia and Michelle, for two : OBAMAS
45 Idaho product, slangily : TATER
48 Really dig : EAT UP
49 NASA project : PROBE
51 No ___ Traffic : THRU
52 Kind of earring : HOOP
53 Contacted privately on social media, informally : DM’ED
54 No longer in use : OLD
55 The World Factbook org. : CIA
56 Is, to Ovid : EST