1024-23 NY Times Crossword 24 Oct 23, Tuesday

Constructed by: Daniel Grinberg
Edited by: Will Shortz

Today’s Theme (according to Bill): Breakup Lines

Themed answers are all common phrases reinterpreted as BREAKUP LINES from individuals specified in the corresponding clues:

  • 20A Breakup line from a vampire? : YOU’RE NOT MY TYPE
  • 24A Breakup line from a werewolf? : TIME FOR A CHANGE
  • 44A Breakup line from Frankenstein’s monster? : THE SPARK IS GONE
  • 50A Breakup line from a mummy? : LET’S WRAP THIS UP

Bill’s time: 8m 19s

Bill’s errors: 0

Today’s Wiki-est Amazonian Googlies

Across

1 Reason for sneezin’ : COLD

The common cold (also known as a “head cold”) is caused by a viral infection of the upper respiratory tract. There are over 200 strains of virus that are known to cause the disease.

5 Processed meat popular in Hawaiian cuisine : SPAM

Spam is a precooked meat product that is sold in cans. It was introduced by Hormel Foods in 1937. The main meat ingredients are pork shoulder meat and ham. The name “Spam” was chosen as the result of a competition at Hormel, with the winner earning himself a hundred dollars. According to the company, the derivation of the name “Spam” is a secret known by only a few former executives, but the speculation is that it stands for “spiced ham” or “shoulders of pork and ham”. Spam is particularly popular in Hawaii, so popular that it is sometimes referred to as “the Hawaiian steak”.

9 Hoodlike garment for a monk (or Batman) : COWL

A cowl is a long garment with a hood that is primarily worn by monks in the Christian tradition. The term “cowl” can also describe the hood itself.

13 Crimson Tide school, to fans : BAMA

The athletic teams of the University of Alabama (“Bama”) are nicknamed the Crimson Tide, which is a reference to the team colors of crimson and white.

16 Third-largest Hawaiian island : OAHU

Oahu has been called “The Gathering Place”, although the word “O’ahu” has no translation in Hawaiian. It seems that “O’ahu” is simply the name of the island. One story is that it is named after the son of the Polynesian navigator who first found the islands. The island is made up of two volcanoes, Wai’anae and Ko’olau, joined together by a broad valley, the O’ahu Plain.

19 “Portlandia” segment : SKIT

“Portlandia” is a satirical sketch show that airs on the Independent Film Channel (IFC). The show is set in Portland, Oregon and takes its name from a statue called “Portlandia” which sits above the entrance to a building in downtown Portland. The statue is a copper repoussé work, and is second in size in the US only to the Statue of Liberty.

20 Breakup line from a vampire? : YOU’RE NOT MY TYPE

How common a particular blood type in a population varies quite a bit depending on ethnicity. In general, the rarest blood type is AB-negative. The most common blood type is O-positive.

Legends about vampires were particularly common in Eastern Europe and in the Balkans in particular. The superstition was that vampires could be killed using a wooden stake, with the preferred type of wood varying from place to place. Superstition also defines where the body should be pierced. Most often, the stake was driven through the heart, but Russians and northern Germans went for the mouth, and northeastern Serbs for the stomach.

22 “Spider-Man” director Raimi : SAM

Sam Raimi is a very successful director and producer. He was behind the “Spider-Man” series of films among others, and TV shows such as “Xena: Warrior Princess”. In 1993, Raimi married Gillian Green, the youngest daughter of actor Lorne Greene of “Bonanza” fame. Raimi and Greene named their eldest son Lorne, after his grandfather.

23 Wasabi ___ : PEA

Wasabi peas are peas that have been fried and then coated with wasabi powder mixed with sugar, salt and oil. They make for a crunchy snack, and are a favorite of mine …

24 Breakup line from a werewolf? : TIME FOR A CHANGE

A wolf man is better known perhaps as a werewolf. A werewolf morphs from human form into that of a wolf man when there is a full moon.

34 Next-to-last chemical element alphabetically : ZINC

Zinc is the chemical element with the atomic number 30 and the element symbol “Zn”. It is a metal that can form pointed crystals after smelting. It is probably these crystals that gave zinc its name, which comes from the Old High German “zint” meaning “point”.

36 Once-faddish robotic toy : FURBY

Furbys are little electronic robot toys that were all the rage around Christmas 1998 and the following year. Furbys retailed at about $35 but folks often paid several hundred dollars to get a hold of one.

38 “___ on a Grecian Urn” : ODE

English Romantic poet John Keats wrote the famous “Ode on a Grecian Urn” in 1819, and published it anonymously in 1820. The most famous lines of the poem are the last two:

“Beauty is truth, truth beauty,” – that is all
Ye know on earth, and all ye need to know

39 Miata maker : MAZDA

The Mazda MX-5 is sold as the Miata in North America, and as the Roadster in Japan. I’ve always liked the looks of the Mazda Miata, probably because it reminds me so much of old British sports cars. The Miata is built in Hiroshima, Japan. The name “Miata” comes from an Old High German word meaning “reward”.

41 Tom’s frenemy in old cartoons : JERRY

“Tom and Jerry” is a series of cartoons produced by William Hanna and Joseph Barbera starting in 1940. These short films feature Tom Cat and Jerry Mouse who are always going at it, with Jerry usually emerging victorious.

44 Breakup line from Frankenstein’s monster? : THE SPARK IS GONE

Mary Shelley’s Gothic novel has the full title of “Frankenstein; or, The Modern Prometheus”. The subtitle underscores one of the themes of the book, i.e. a warning about the expansion into the Industrial Revolution.

49 Muscle car that “really drives ’em wild” in a 1960s hit : GTO

The 1964 song “G.T.O” was the debut recording for the surf rock group from the sixties known as Ronny & the Daytonas.

50 Breakup line from a mummy? : LET’S WRAP THIS UP

We use the word “mummy” for a dead body that has been embalmed in preparation for burial, especially if done so by the ancient Egyptians. The term “mummy” comes from the Persian word “mumiyah” meaning “embalmed body”.

58 “Terrible czar” : IVAN

The Grand Prince of Moscow, and first Tsar of Russia, Ivan IV became known as “Ivan the Terrible”. The name “terrible” is a translation from Russian, and perhaps creates the wrong impression about the man. The Russian word is “Grozny”, which is more akin to “strict” and “powerful” rather than “cruel” or “abominable”.

59 Trinkets : TCHOTCHKES

“Tchotchke” is a slang term meaning “cheap, showy trinket”. It came into English from a Slavic source via Yiddish.

61 Final emperor of the Julio-Claudian dynasty : NERO

The Julio-Claudian dynasty comprised five emperors from the families Julii Caesares and Claudii Nerones:

  1. Augustus: the first emperor of the Roman Empire
  2. Tiberius: the stepson of Augustus
  3. Caligula: the nephew, and adopted son, of Tiberius
  4. Claudius: the uncle of Caligula
  5. Nero: the great-nephew of Claudius

66 “Odyssey” peak : OSSA

Mount Ossa in Greece is located between Mount Pelion in the south, and the famed Mount Olympus in the north. Mount Ossa is also known as Kissavos.

Down

5 State capital north of Sacramento, CA : SALEM, OR

Salem is the state capital of Oregon. It is thought that the city takes its name from the older city of Salem, Massachusetts.

9 TV character George who says “I’m disturbed! I’m depressed! I’m inadequate! I got it all!” : COSTANZA

In “Seinfeld”, Jerry’s friend George was the son of Frank and Estelle Costanza. George was portrayed by Jason Alexander, and the character was loosely based on the show’s co-creator Larry David. The character’s name came from Jerry Seinfeld’s real-life friend Mike Costanza. George’s parents were played by Jerry Stiller and Estelle Harris.

12 Ancient stringed instrument sometimes made from a turtle shell : LUTE

The lute is a stringed instrument with a long neck and usually a pear-shaped body. It is held and played like a guitar, and was popular from the Middle Ages right through to the late Baroque era. A person who plays the lute can be referred to as a “lutenist”.

15 Mythological forest maiden : NYMPH

In Greek and Roman mythology, nymphs were divine female spirits associated with a particular location or landform in nature.

24 William Howard in the White House : TAFT

William Howard Taft may have been the 27th President of the United States, but his lifelong ambition was to be Chief Justice of the Supreme Court. The future president had served as dean and professor at the Cincinnati Law School. President Taft was able to realize that dream in 1921, eight years after losing his bid for re-election as president. As Chief Justice, this former US President swore in two new presidents: Calvin Coolidge (in 1925) and Herbert Hoover (in 1929). William Howard Taft is also remembered as the most obese president. In the last year of his presidency, he weighed about 340 pounds (he was 5 feet 11 inches tall). Twelve months after leaving the White House, President Taft had dropped 80 pounds and substantially lowered his blood pressure.

25 Northwest Territories native : INUIT

Given its vast size and relatively low population, the Northwest Territories (NWT) has the highest per capita gross domestic product of any province or territory in Canada. The NWT’s economy is driven by the exploitation of its geological resources, which include gold, diamonds, natural gas and oil.

26 Gift of the Wise Men : MYRRH

The myrtle family of plants is very diverse, but all contain essential oils. The name “myrtle” has the same root as “myrrh”, the name of the gum-resin given as a gift to the Christ Child by the three kings, according to the New Testament.

27 Spanish wine : RIOJA

Rioja wines come from the province of La Rioja in Northern Spain. In my days living back in Europe, Rioja wines were noted for their heavy oaky flavors and it wasn’t uncommon to order a “rough Rioja” when out for dinner of an evening.

28 Furniture hardwood : ALDER

Alders are deciduous (i.e. not evergreen) trees with fruit called catkins. The tree carries both male and female catkins that look very similar to each other, but the male catkin is longer than the female. Alders are pollinated by wind usually, although bees can play a role.

29 Office record keeper : CLERK

Our contemporary word “clerk” described a priest or ordained minister back in the 13th century, and so is related to our term “clerical”. So, our use of “clerk” to describe an office worker arose in the days when it was only the clergy who could read and write.

30 Doohickey : GIZMO

The word “gizmo” (also “gismo”), meaning something the name of which is unknown or forgotten, was originally slang used by both the US Navy and the Marine Corps. The exact origin seems unknown.

35 Draped garment for an operagoer (or Batman) : CAPE

Originally referred to as “Bat-Man” when introduced in comics in 1939, Batman is also referred to as the Caped Crusader, the Dark Knight, the World’s Greatest Detective and, along with sidekick Robin, the Dynamic Duo.

37 One whose taste buds may not crave Buds : BEER SNOB

The American beer Budweiser (often shortened to “Bud”) is named for the Czech town of Budweis (“České Budějovice” in Czech). The name is the subject of a dispute as here is an original Czech beer with a similar name, Budweiser Budvar. American Budweiser is sold in most European countries as “Bud”.

53 When Blanche meets Stanley in “A Streetcar Named Desire” : ACT I

“A Streetcar Named Desire” is a Tennessee Williams play that was first performed in 1947, on Broadway. The original cast included Jessica Tandy as Blanche Dubois, Karl Malden as Mitch Mitchell, and Marlon Brando as Stanley Kowalski. Malden and Brando reprised their stage roles in the celebrated 1951 big screen adaptation. Vivienne Leigh played Blanche Dubois in the movie, having performed the part in the London production of the play.

55 Singer Braxton or Basil : TONI

Toni Braxton is a very successful R&B singer, but one who seems to have trouble managing her financial affairs. After two highly successful albums, she had to file for bankruptcy protection in 1993. She recovered and had even more success, and then had to file for bankruptcy again in 2010.

56 Luau instruments, informally : UKES

The ukulele (uke) originated in the 1800s and mimicked a small guitar brought to the Hawaiian Islands by Portuguese immigrants.

60 Music genre that influenced the Clash : SKA

The Clash were one of the original punk bands, one that came together in 1976 in London. Despite their popularity, the Clash only ever had one number one single, “Should I Stay or Should I Go”. Even though the song was first released in 1982, it didn’t make it to the top of the charts until 1991 when it was re-released.

Complete List of Clues/Answers

Across

1 Reason for sneezin’ : COLD
5 Processed meat popular in Hawaiian cuisine : SPAM
9 Hoodlike garment for a monk (or Batman) : COWL
13 Crimson Tide school, to fans : BAMA
14 Bettor’s big bluff, maybe : ALL IN
16 Third-largest Hawaiian island : OAHU
17 “Keep it polite!” : STAY CLASSY!
19 “Portlandia” segment : SKIT
20 Breakup line from a vampire? : YOU’RE NOT MY TYPE
22 “Spider-Man” director Raimi : SAM
23 Wasabi ___ : PEA
24 Breakup line from a werewolf? : TIME FOR A CHANGE
32 “___ takers?” : ANY
33 Pronounce “rr” in Spanish, say : TRILL
34 Next-to-last chemical element alphabetically : ZINC
36 Once-faddish robotic toy : FURBY
38 “___ on a Grecian Urn” : ODE
39 Miata maker : MAZDA
40 Many a makeshift swing : TIRE
41 Tom’s frenemy in old cartoons : JERRY
43 One might be put through the wringer : MOP
44 Breakup line from Frankenstein’s monster? : THE SPARK IS GONE
48 Piglet’s pal : ROO
49 Muscle car that “really drives ’em wild” in a 1960s hit : GTO
50 Breakup line from a mummy? : LET’S WRAP THIS UP
58 “Terrible czar” : IVAN
59 Trinkets : TCHOTCHKES
61 Final emperor of the Julio-Claudian dynasty : NERO
62 Testimony transcriber, for short : STENO
63 Word after V- or crew : NECK
64 Turning point? : KNOB
65 “You lose” : I WIN
66 “Odyssey” peak : OSSA

Down

1 “Undercover Boss” network : CBS
2 Like a course for a horse? : OATY
3 “u r so funny!” : LMAO
4 Specification on a park pass : DAY USE
5 State capital north of Sacramento, CA : SALEM, OR
6 “___ ahead” : PLAN
7 Moreover : ALSO
8 Light spray : MIST
9 TV character George who says “I’m disturbed! I’m depressed! I’m inadequate! I got it all!” : COSTANZA
10 Like some barrel-aged ales : OAKY
11 Lash : WHIP
12 Ancient stringed instrument sometimes made from a turtle shell : LUTE
15 Mythological forest maiden : NYMPH
18 Sly : CRAFTY
21 Nay’s opposite : YEA
24 William Howard in the White House : TAFT
25 Northwest Territories native : INUIT
26 Gift of the Wise Men : MYRRH
27 Spanish wine : RIOJA
28 Furniture hardwood : ALDER
29 Office record keeper : CLERK
30 Doohickey : GIZMO
31 Finish with : END ON
35 Draped garment for an operagoer (or Batman) : CAPE
37 One whose taste buds may not crave Buds : BEER SNOB
39 Spiritual sort : MYSTIC
42 “That’s correct!” : RIGHT ON!
45 Plant, as seeds : SOW
46 Cities with wharves : PORTS
47 “Oh dear, that’s wrong!” : GOSH, NO!
50 Connector : LINK
51 Tied : EVEN
52 Root in Hawaiian cuisine : TARO
53 When Blanche meets Stanley in “A Streetcar Named Desire” : ACT I
54 “That’s a relief!” : PHEW!
55 Singer Braxton or Basil : TONI
56 Luau instruments, informally : UKES
57 Chest muscles, for short : PECS
60 Music genre that influenced the Clash : SKA